iguanamouth: i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
princesstoaster: *sends nudes* reply: your room is messy
iusedtobeintbs: modosanai: ‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says ‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers #with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”
d0cpr0fess0r: Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
camplazlo: one time in eight grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted to buy it and he was like sure so i sold it to him for 30 dollars
poohsora: i don’t understand why people get hate for making personal posts i really like seeing personal posts i wanna know what’s going on in ur lives *pulls up a chair* cmon tell me
dootzy: this video will make your day better
You write so beautifully, the inside of your mind must be a terrifying place
[[MORE]]you know what this thing is my damn fault 4 people tried to talk to me this week, like hey! i miss you as a matter of fact, emy called me twice because i didn’t answered her. and it’s like… i’m sorry for letting you people down, i’m sorry for not talking anymore. it’s like i don’t have nothing to say, i don’t want to be sad in front of...
You want me to be a tragic backdrop so that you can appear to be illuminated, so...– Warsan Shire (via a-plague-rat)
equisollux: zombiecthulu: basedkuroko: my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he’s on Tumblr I am
captainlucifer: shipping is NOT purely about sex shipping is NOT believing two characters are already in a relationship shipping is NOT wanting the show/book/movie to be purely about your ship shipping is NOT automatically ignoring the actual overall plot shipping is NOT a game shipping IS, however, personally interpreting two characters’ feelings for each other as romantic and wanting...
rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’
legiongeth: ah yes that large muscular man is very attractive but how would he look in lacy lingerie
starllex: when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi: people who do math homework in pen are fearless
schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote
greatrhodeybutt: au where characters are in character
gusmen: “i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
Last Sunday on Game of Thrones (3.06)
divers-wife: Thesis is done and turned in. I’m slightly hungover from all the celebratory margaritas I had last night but I’m posting the recap now because I take making fun of things on the internet very seriously. Read More
egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
dem0litionl0ser: heyfunniest: glitterweave: i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp IT’S BACK FINALLY
gonnaslapabitch: when you start disliking someone you used to admire
princemordo: heads up if i ever stop talking to you as much its not you there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg i still want to be close if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself ps its more...
hamfarto: in german i put this guy on the corner of every paper i turn in and the teacher hates me